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Tiger Woods was recently seen hanging with his ex-wife and girlfriend. He said "Hey, we need one more for a foursome."

Golfer John Daly cut back from 28 cans of Diet Coke a day to a 12-pack. That just means he won't have to use his putter as much.

My favorite baseball team must have eaten at Taco Bell last night because today they got the runs.

The NFL is raising the goal posts. It will be sponsored by Viagra.

Former New York Yankee Robinson Cano signed a huge contract with the Seattle Mariners. This means he's getting Star Bucks!

Former NFL player Channing Crowder said he peed on himself every game. I've heard of players getting pissed off during games, but pissed on?

Capital One had a survey asking NBA players "What's in your wallet?" They all answered "Condoms!"

When Lamar Odom was arrested for DUI, he failed the field sobriety test. Instead of walking a straight line, he dribbled.

I always thought Braxton Hicks was a quarterback, but my wife told me it was only a kicker.

I find it real sick that the KKK calls their tailgate parties, "Friday night whites."

It was rumored that some NFL players use Viagra ON THE FIELD. That gives a whole new meaning to the term "stiff arm!"

Player says half of NFL uses ADHD medicine. The other half is always in motion.

A golfer and his wife were having a picnic at the beach and he dropped his food. He went to pick it up and wouldn't you know, it was a sand wedge!

At the age of 64, Diana Nyad made it from Cuba to the US shores. However, Yasiel Puig of the Dodgers did it at the age of 21.

What's the difference between a flanker and a wide receiver? A flanker has your back and a wide receiver has your front!


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